face hate crimes

Ok, this is getting really sinister now. Who the hell went to the trouble of
a) stealing my face
b) buying a slackers hat exactly the same as mine
c) (&this is the part I really don’t understand) obscuring said stolen face
4) going to places I haven’t been and taking photos
?)

the combination of computer know-hows, meticulous dedication to mayhem & discombobulation and laconic posting leads me to suspect the so-called muir/anderson axis of weevils

my lingering suspicion that it was, in fact, me has dissipated over the two weeks I have spent not drinking since new year’s eve. a sober man does not steal his own face.

I googled al in an attempt to solve the mystery and, rewardingly, found his namesake pedalling cheap handicrafts for the home http://www.alexandersonquilts.com/main.php. my favourite sections are ‘ask alex’ and ‘alex’s agenda’.

Who’s coming to hannah’s? I’m excited!
andy

Happy Birthdays!

Happy Birthday to Hannah and Rose and Steph!!!

Hope you all had/are having great days!

Kathryn x

New Year's Resolution

HAPPY NEW YEAR. Ok so one of my NY's resolutions was to be better at keeping in touch. As it is only 2nd January and I haven't completely given up on all of my resolutions yet I tought I would start by posting on here. Unfortunately, as it is only 2nd January I haven't done much of note this year apart from be hungover... I have finally found out how to add pictures so have left a couple to give you a taste of hoe I spent my New Year (the theme was WHite Men Can't Jump, all I can say os Torran you muct be wrong about this film being crap). The evening was a mixtuire of spandex, a fairly ropey but criowd-pleasing live band playing acdc covers and people trying to make human pyramids, oh and fancy dress. Anyway the only drink options were beer or cocktails so as I girl I was in big trouble. Drunk 'Dark and Stormy' all night, not because it was nice but because it had rum in so made me feel like a pirate... Danced hurrendously to Led Zeppelin and Bon Jovi classics and then went home and passed out in my clothes, haven't done that for a while. Unfortunately I have to go back to work tomorrow so I have spent the past 2 days sleeping in an attempt to recover, I hate being employed.

On a more grown-up note, my house sale should complete on 11th Jan so I am going to interview tennants in a couple of weeks time - absolutely ridiculous as I have no idea what I am doing. Then going snowboarding at the beginning of February - although apparently there is no snow anywhere so it might be mountain boarding of just a bunch of us sitting up a mountain drinking vin chaud. I am detoxing until then - no drink or chocolate - which means I am just drinking tea and eating sweets which people keep telling me is probably no better...

Hope you all had great New Year's as well. Lots of love, Hannah xxxxxx