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Monday, January 15, 2007

face hate crimes

Ok, this is getting really sinister now. Who the hell went to the trouble of
a) stealing my face
b) buying a slackers hat exactly the same as mine
c) (&this is the part I really don’t understand) obscuring said stolen face
4) going to places I haven’t been and taking photos
?)

the combination of computer know-hows, meticulous dedication to mayhem & discombobulation and laconic posting leads me to suspect the so-called muir/anderson axis of weevils

my lingering suspicion that it was, in fact, me has dissipated over the two weeks I have spent not drinking since new year’s eve. a sober man does not steal his own face.

I googled al in an attempt to solve the mystery and, rewardingly, found his namesake pedalling cheap handicrafts for the home http://www.alexandersonquilts.com/main.php. my favourite sections are ‘ask alex’ and ‘alex’s agenda’.

Who’s coming to hannah’s? I’m excited!
andy

3 Comments:

Blogger bloggirton said...

since posting I have been reading the news concerning the execution of barzan al-tikriti and this has put me at ease. it is, apparently, quite natural for the head to become detached from the shoulders and nothing to worry about (minor decapitation is the medical term, I believe).
this is a great weight off my shoulders.

15/1/07 21:46  
Blogger bloggirton said...

hehe! reminds me of a somewhat strange poster for the whipple society.......
how have you been sober so long andy?
I had to work in the middle of a doggydoo infested park next to the colosseum with the worst hangover in history after my bday party on sun night.. im never drinking again.
Happy birthday to all other birthday bloggers (Simon Han and Festive Steph!)
Rose xxx

16/1/07 17:28  
Blogger bloggirton said...

Happy Birthday, one and all!

17/1/07 00:18  

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